“What the f*** is a Threach?”
Many have asked. Several people are talking about this.
I once beat a game of Microsoft FreeCell in 14.6 seconds. You can watch that here.
About me
I’m just a lady doing my best.
Threach (Kelly) is a professional aunt, dog mom, tech professional, and fly-by-night speedrunner. She makes a mean risotto and has still never figured out chemistry. She lives in Pittsburgh with her husband and their dog.
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I think Kelly would be very glad to know that I just chanted ‘Crab! Crab! Crab!’ after ordering my crab cake.”
Kristen
Friend & Cat Mom
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When is Threach gonna return to Spyro speedruns?”
solid_wife
Friend & Cat Mom
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I’d never blame anything on Threach.”
waiterboofalo
Friend & Cat Dad